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Hammer of Thor Bottle Opener
Wield the power of Thor and open many beers with your trusty Mjolnir bottle opener! The 6-inch metal hammer includes the inscription, “Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor”.
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Katniss Everdeen from Hunger Games
Jesse from Sherrilyn Kenyon’s ‘Retribution’
and Dean Winchester from SPN
I’M KICKING SOME ZOMBIE ASS
I’ve got the Doctor, Rick Grimes, and Crowley and Aziraphale (THEY’RE BOTH PROTAGONISTS IT’S FINE).
FUCK YES.

I’ve got Sam Temple, Sherlock Homes and Link!!
Best team ever!Hm…I’ve got Jim from Treasure Planet, Captain Lights from Chuck and Reagan’s story, and dear Adam himself. Tell you my priorities.
bitches I got Brennan, Booth, the whole Smithsonian team, Sherlock, and John! yeaaaa
Iron Man.
Fuck yeah.
Shadow from American Gods
The Boys from South Park
JD from Scrubs
Well I’m pretty much screwed. Shadow could work, but the others would just fuck everything up.
I’ve got Merlin and Sexy King Arthur
SUCK MY NUTS
Game of Thrones
Captain America
And Adventure Time.
Guys, I’m good.
Glee, Fringe, Hunger Games.. not bad. Kurt’s got Sai skills, Blaine’s a boxer, Santana can fight, Puck too. Mike would probably be a fast runner etc etc
Fringe…they’ve dealt with worse things.
The Hunger Games…yep.omg, the characters from Game of Thrones, Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead, and Lizbeth Slander from Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
neat.
Shadow from American Gods
Everybody from Cabin in the Woods
Tristran Thorn
people from Cupcake Wars
Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon
any/everyone from GCB (Sammie and Azha I hate you both)
Stargate, GCB, and Yakuza: Dead Souls.
Given that the group in one defeated a tyrannical alien, the second has Gigi Stopper, and the third is all about four dudes wiping out a zombie invasion.. I should be okay.
Halo: Combat Evolved, The Fellowship of the Ring, Skyrim… I think I’m going to survive this apocalypse and end up taking over the world.
Crowely and Aziraphale, Sterling Archer, and Noble Six! WOO.
Well, because I posted this morning, the Kvothe, the X-Men, and the Skullgirls.
(Source: creaseintime)
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insatiable-geek: Link’s Medicine of Magic - Green Potion (The Legend of Zelda alcoholic punch)
Ingredients:
2 liters Sprite
1 liter Green Apple Soda
1 cup Vodka
1/2 cup Green Apple Liqueur
1/4 cup Lychee LiqueurDirections: This drink is a punch meant for parties. Mix all ingredients into a punch bowl, cauldron, boiling flask, or large container of your choosing. Drink whenever you feel the need to restore your magic meter.
A note from the creators: “This has a nice apple flavor (but not too strong), and the lychee adds a nice touch of exotic. Keep in mind we used a 5 liter boiling flask for this monster. So start breaking open pots and bring your rupees to the witch’s hut… or hit up the liquor store.”
Drink created and photographed by The Insatiable Geek.
Sounds magical.
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On nights like these I just want to cuddle up in my bed with a special someone…
Expectation:

Reality:

Just change it to an ox and that is Sam and her Gimli.
(Source: y0urebeautiful)
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I don’t know how some people can sneeze like:

When I sneeze, it’s like:

^This^
(Source: aaronvincible)
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http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Gym buddies
I’ve got kitty cats. But they only do the stretches. Sometimes.

